Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Review of the bollywood movie... Kidnappy

Cast : Stunjay Dirt, Dimran Corn, Vidya Malady, Manyeccha Lambda

Ok... so here's the story... this little kid from an orphanage "steals" a car belonging to a rich businessman to take a friend of his to a hospital...

his friend just fell down from a ladder and ankle bleeds with ketchup! So the rich bman has him sent to a remand home where the kid is naturally ill treated...

so the kid grows up and so does the bman (horizontally), his daughter (vertically and horizontally), but not his wife... she looks the same over a period of 20 yrs or so ...

and this kid kidnaps the bman's daughter... and takes her for a swim in the sea, under a waterfall, where she sings a song which goes... "glub... glub..." cos the camera was photographing her from under the water... while her dad plays cat and mouse games with this kid who is all groan up who kidnapped the dotter!

so finally after much hoohah, the fat father finally gets the dotter and apologises to the kid who did the kidnapping... apologises to da wife for giving her a tough time thruout da movie... apologises to his dotter for whatever... then everyone apologises to each other for the bad acting, ridiculous dialogues, pathetic settings and an over-the top story!

and then the kid napper apologises to the bman for kid-nappying the dotter... apologises to the dotter for doing the kid-nappying... and thru all this madness i wonder what crime have i committed that i am sitting and watching this so-called movie, and when are the producer, director, actors going to apologise to me for this mishmash!? But thank God for happy endings... the movie ended and i was happy!

Rating : 2500 stars... thats the approx number of stars i saw till i went brain-dead somewhere in the first quarter of the movie.

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